Reviews There are no reviews yet. Would you have liked to see Super Shredder come back in Turtles III? (The Nerd mumbles trying to imitate Raphael). But, during the cartoon, they were fighting all kinds of other mutant characters. And even worse, I distinctly remember in the theater, everyone laughed. Mitsu! Angry Video Game Nerd. This one doesn't rely on suspense, or at least not in the same way. The Nerd: And boy, do we have some great fun planned today. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3 Episode 19 - Tale of the Yokai. Beat it. We see him switch weapon to a hammer. Yeah, Turtles II had its share of stupidity, like when they crash through a wall, and they find out that Vanilla Ice happens to be performing at a club, right next door to the bad guy's hideout, and he's able to just bust out a Ninja rap all of a sudden? My friends and I all debated what it would be. Directed by James Rolfe. "Turtle Temper" is the third episode of Season 1 in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's awesome! And you might say, "Well, Shredder can't be in it because it takes place in ancient Japan." The Nerd: So, who's the villain in this movie? The Nerd: In 1990, all this Turtle craze would soar to a higher new level. What's going on, Raph? The Nerd: Now, you have this huge stockpile of memorable villains from the comics, the TV series, the video games, the action figures, all that and they just go ahead and bring in two uninspired, stereotyped, mediocre villains?! But, back to my question, "Why was there no subtitle in the movie?" ), (He smashes video until all of it is smashed to bits, and he sighs angrily. Again, no Michelangelo, so that's 2. It just leaves you with a bad, bad feeling, like, this movie should not exist. AVGN Fan-Fiction Episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - The Manhattan Project. Now, the plot of the movie is, I don't know, I think April buys some lantern from an antique shop and that makes them go back in time. Raph on the rooftops and the rest of the Turtles joining in, that's 3. The movie had no subtitle at all, while today, whenever I bring up the film, often people insist that there was a subtitle: Turtles in Time. I mean, it was cool the first time, but geez! This. Alright, alright, I'm back. It's a rat! The jokes were cornier, the fighting scenes were stupider, and what seems like an attempt to turn down the violence, the turtles, they use all kinds of silly objects as weapons. Then, there's the final fight with all the Turtles. Then, one by one, everyone walks away excluding the four Turtles. The Nerd: So, now that a Ninja Turtles sequel existed, we knew at this point that there was gonna be another. Here it goes again. In every incarnation of the TMNT franchise, he is depicted as the leader of the criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, and serves as the main antagonist and archenemy of the Turtles and Splinter. I mean, it's so bad it's great, but Turtles III is just so bad, it's bad. Now Turtles III, it just makes me feel embarrassed. 2. And the final battle, all the Turtles against the Foot Clan and then Shredder. Think back to the late 80s, and if you weren't there, then just try to imagine. (normal voice) Now look at Raph! "He's cool, but rude!" Turtle tantrum. The recurring joke is "Wet willy time. It's like the actors were actually making fun of it because it was so ridiculous. It was rated PG, it was dark, a little violent, the turtles talked like adults using words like "Damn.". What's the worst old school AVGN episode and why is it this piece of donkey shit? So, that's 4 battles and 2 of which involve all of the Turtles. Let that be an indication of the blank, empty imagination employed within and the void it left in our hearts. Not only is this the worst line of the movie, it's probably the worst line ever spoken in a motion picture. And believe it or not, this line was in the commercials, too. There they are, in the background, out of focus. [complete] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a 2012–2017 animated American TV series, based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The movie actually fades from the rat to Splinter implying that that rat is Splinter's ancestor. It was one of the biggest clichés of the time. Was I expecting The Addams Family? Is it gonna be Krang? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 HD by AVGN. Now, just look at the Turtles! Guess that's why they're turtles. (The Nerd takes movie, looks at it, then sets on floor before taking out a katana. I hope it wasn't an ancestor. (Begins to laugh anyway.). Oh, Raph, come on. I forgot to mention that part. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Script Prince Kenshin, you must turn back. They look like shit! The Nerd: The battle scenes got us all pumped up. Be the first one to write a review. Give up your weapon. A licensed game, it was based on the 1984 Mirage Comics and the 1987–1996 Fred Wolf Studios animated television series of the same name. Then, we see nothing but darkness, but we could hear the Turtles beating up the bad guys. Ninja Turtles were the fuckin' shit. You first play it and think: "Well, this can't be too bad. Nyuk, nyuk. Mipogurrew. The Nerd: Did you see that? Raphael: But, you know, things might get a little nuts. I remember actually havin' dreams about gonna see Turtles III, and then wakin' up and bein' pissed off that it wasn't real. Directed by James Rolfe. In Turtles I, there's Raph vs. Casey. And at this time, in an anti-climatic end, Shredder does himself in by ripping apart the dock. It premiered on October 6th, 2012. Now, if you couldn't make a splash, why couldn't you just cut away, and then, just leave the sound of the splash? to all the kids who were waiting so anxiously to see their favorite characters on the big screen. I don't have a way to fix it. Mitsu! Since even the first movie, we've been hopin' for him, and aside from Shredder, he's the main villain in the show. Alright, number 2, and I'm warning you it's about to get really bad now. Oh, my God, they do. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (sometimes with the subtitle Turtles in Time) is a 1993 martial arts superhero comedy film written and directed by Stuart Gillard.Based on the fictional superhero team the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it is the sequel to the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) and is the final installment of the original trilogy. This is when we were given the first big-screen live-action Ninja Turtle movie. anymore. The titular Nerd character is an ill-tempered and foul-mouthed video game fanatic. The Nerd: What? Even the voice acting's horrible! Well yeah, it is. Listen to this one. I might forget. 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So, let's go to Turtles II. Yeah, that's right. (Bores reviewed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 for the NES, and said that he disliked it.) Rate. 16:36. Splinter had to take him out. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Season 3 Episode 19 - Tale of the Yokai - Full Episode. I mean, it's no masterpiece, but it's entertaining, and it leaves you with a happy feeling after watching it. And check out James & Mike … All right. It's not really a joke that makes any kind of satirical sense. Nothing. [As we continue on to the next episode, April, Casey the Turtles and everyone we saw buried Splinter in April's farm, where the Kraang invasion started in season 3, pay their final respects at Splinter's grave. The worst of all is Splinter. Like, watching it actually makes me cringe. Leo is the last one to leave.] Rate. The Nerd: We had to wait another two years before another Ninja Turtle movie was finally announced. They couldn't even beat regular Shredder. What happens at the end of Dick Tracy? The Nerd: Now, how's the third movie begin? Nothing can prepare you for this. But, no! 1 Season 1[completed] 2 Season 2 [completed] 3 Season 3 [completed] 4 Season 4 [completed] 5 Season 5 [completed] 6 Video Game Scroll of the Demodragon/The Forgotten Swordsman/Heart of Evil/End Times When Worlds Collide Yojimbo/Osorori no tori/Kahayake! Walker: (Screams while he falls to his death), (scene cuts to the Turtles with the sound of the splash intact), The Nerd: See? Behold, the #1 worst, most God-awful movie quote of all time. The Addams Family was probably the last fuckin' thing that'd ever come to my mind when I think of Ninja Turtles. The Nerd: Is this movie made for little kids? Then, what happens? Not only does this character belong in totally different genre, but he has this bird in a cage that he always carries around. Are you sure? No! Take him prisoner. Some of it aired in syndication on weekday afternoons. Would there be a follow-up? Angry Video Game Nerd (abbreviated as AVGN) is an American web television series of comedy-themed retrogaming reviews, created by and starring James Rolfe.The show revolves around reviews that involve acerbic rants about low quality video games. It's retarded, yes, but it's hysterical. Well, even if I'm gonna accept that, why'd she call him Casey like he's gonna respond? Number 10: Donatello: I think I swallowed a frog. watch 01:48. Then there's the fight at the river. The 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, the one produced by Fred Wolf, had a strange broadcast history. Shockingly, that’s classic AVGN in the modern age. Take him to the castle. With James Rolfe. I'm a Turtle, and I can't get up! Everyone fuckin' loses. The Nerd: (laughs) Oh, God. Number 8: Leonardo and Donatello: SCHWING! I just gotta let it all out. It's Star Trek time, guys! Check out Doug’s videos here! He derives comic appeal from excessive and inventive use of profanity, frequent displays of explicit gestures, and heavy consumption of beer, particularly Rolling Rock or Yuengling, to "soothe the pain". I'd rather fuckin' puke diarrhea up my dick. Take him prisoner. All right. In mid-jump, the title screen comes up and then the suspense is delayed even further. That's original, isn't it? Yeah, these are our villains of Turtles III. STAR-FILLED SKY - NIGHT 1 Studio logo transitions into a CONSTELLATION in space. That would've actually been more effective. Oh, Raph, come on. 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